I bought him a card that said "Here's a little tip for your first father's day: when an overly tired baby just won't stop crying, many dad's have found that a little ride in the car can work wonders..." and then on the inside, "Just make sure there's someone at home to watch the baby!" with a picture of a happy dad driving away alone into the sunset.
"Get it?" I said as he opened the card and squinted his eyes. "Because you're the crying baby!"
His reply: "Uh... no. I think this means I'm supposed to leave the crying baby with you to look after."
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